Ten days late April 1st jokes
Written by Arian Xhezairi on
Thursday, April 10, 2008 @ 2:58 PM and 18 views
Kosovathanksyou.com is a website which updates the latest info about countries who recognize Kosova’s independence. Today while doing an occasional browse I found something funny on their archive page. Some modified statements from internationally know and famous people and scientists. At first I was amazed of what Albert Einstein has said about Kosova’s Independence, it was strange to me though for I never ever read that sentence earlier. Read below you might find it entertaining.
Famous people express their thoughts on Kosova’s Independence
- Einstein: “Precedent? That is relative when it comes to Kosova”
- Sir Isaac Newton: “A second apple fell on my head when I heard about Kosova. It makes perfect sense now”
- Archimedes: “I was running and yelling Eureka. Then I saw someone already thought of it, independence was the only way”
- Amelia Earhart: “Happy to know that Kosova can fly alone”
- Confucius: “a happy people, leads to a happy state”
- Leonardo Da Vinci: “oh look, they cracked the code”
- Copernicus: “…maybe I was wrong. It is not the Sun”
- Benjamin Franklin: “Euros? I just wish they used the Benjamins (dollars), that would be cool”
- Mendeleev: “I always knew there is a place for the KS element in my table”
- Marie Curie: “I wish I could give Kosova the gift of Kosovanium”
- Steve Jobs: “I present to you, a state, a democracy, and European: iKosova”
- Bill Gates: “I might have been wrong about how much RAM people will need in the future, but I always said, Kosova will be a-okey. I hear they have some excellent .NET programmers”
- Sergei Brin to Larry Page (Google guys): “Why isn’t Google Maps updated already?”
- Linus Torvalds: “Kosova will be an _open_ society, and one that uses open source and Linux. I hear they have some _excellent_ programmers
- Pink Floyd: “Wish we were there”
- Darth Vader: “it is no precedent, the situation in Kosova is completely different from that of rebel planets”
- Yoda: “Thaçi, the Force is strong with that one. Great things I see for Kosova. Bright is the future of the republic. Kosova, may the Force be with you”
- Nicola Tesla: “I am drooling when I think of all the electricity that will be produced by this small country “
- Steven Spielberg: “I can see a movie coming…”
- Martin Scorsese: “I can see a movie coming…”
- Quentin Tarantino: “…I need the soundtrack before the movie. But yes, I can see a movie coming…”
Enjoy April Fools day…we are.
Best wishes from Kosova and beyond…
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Hello there, Happy Fool’s Day!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” she replied.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” my wife said.
Our daughter bowed her head and said: “Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”
Happy April Fool’s Day!
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